HOME THE AFFLICTED PURPOSE? .PHOTOGRAPHY SELECTED WORK & PRESS ARCHIVES BLOG SHOP CONTACT

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A SHORT HISTORY : AN INTERVIEW WITH PETER DEAN RICKARDS THAT APPEARED IN BIZARRE MAGAZINE (UK) ABOUT THE AFFLICTED YARD WEBSITE AND THE ORIGINAL AIMS OF ITS CREATORS.
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RAYMOND : FOR EVERY JAMAICAN WHO 'MADE IT ABROAD' THERE WAS ANOTHER WHO DIDN'T. SUCH WAS THE CASE OF POOR RAYMOND.
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE URBAN LEGEND OF L.A LEWIS : THE REMARKABLE SPIRIT OF THE JAMAICAN UNDERDOG.
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GRAN'S TEETH : A TRUE TALE OF MIGRATORY HELL.
 
 

 

 

 

NIGHT OF THE SLURRING MAMPIES : IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT ON THE ISLAND'S WEST-END . WHEN OUT OF THIN AIR APPEARED THREE BIG FAT MAMPIES WHO DEMANDED LIQUOR, CIGARETTES AND MUSIC. 24 HOURS LATER THEY RETURNED, AND, AFTER ANOTHER NIGHT OF SHEER HELL , THEY DRAGGED OFF 2 OF THE NATIVES TO A HOTEL ROOM, LEAVING BEHIND A MYSTERIOUS PACKAGE OF PHOTOGRAPHS AND MEMORIES OF A THE HORRIFYING NIGHT WHEN THE MAMPIES CAME CALLING...
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

RABBIT JONES : ON OCTOBER 9, 1997 I STOLE A RABBIT HEAD AND WALKED AROUND NEW YORK CITY FOR THREE DAYS. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED....
 
 

 

 

 

 

UPTOWN TREVOR : INTRODUCING UPTOWN TREVOR : 'HERO OF THE OVERCLASS' AND QUINTESSENTIAL SON-OF-A--BITCH. WATCH IN GRAPHIC DETAIL AS HE LECTURES A LEGLESS BEGGAR ABOUT THE DECAY OF JAMAICAN SOCIETY'S MORAL FIBRE AFTER A DAY OF DRINKING AT THE PEGASUS HOTEL.
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

HUSTLING HEAVEN (1999) : A NICE BLASTPHEMOUS STORY ABOUT A MAD WOMAN ON THE UNIVERSITY BUS
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

THE AMAZING TRAVELS OF SAMMY THE JAMAICAN DEAD DOG : JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT DEAD DOGS WERE BORING, ALONG CAME SAMMY. A DEAD DOG WITH A PASSION FOR TRAVEL

 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MY AFFLICTED HOUSEKEEPER : THE OTHER NIGHT , AFTER SHOWING HER MY BARE ASS AND TELLING HER TO 'NYAM SHIT', MY UNCLE'S LIVE-IN HELPER BERNADETTE ATTACKED ME WITH A MACHETE. THE FOLLOWING ARE SEVEN SUGGESTED FORMS OF PUNISHMENT THAT SHOULD BE CARRIED OUT AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE IN ORDER TO TEACH THIS VIOLENT INDIVIDUAL A LESSON ABOUT INSUBORDINATION.
 
 

 

 

 

 

BBC TREWS :FAKE ARTICLES MADE FROM REAL ONES. WROTE THEM WHEN I WAS DRUNK.
 
 

 

 

 

 

THE NORBROOK CITIZEN NEWSLETTER #574 : SOME THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BEFORE THE POOR PEOPLE FROM DOWNTOWN ARRIVE AT YOUR YARD TO BUTCHER YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GOLDY FROCKS AND THE 3 CRACKHEADS : A CRUDE BUT EDUCATIONAL COMIC ABOUT THE DANGERS OF SMOKING CRACK THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU.

 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MISSING AMERICAN WHITE GIRL : PLEASE HELP

 
 

 

 

 

 

THE EDDIE SEAGA INCIDENT : REMEMBER THAT TIME THEY ASKED EDDIE TO GIVE UP HIS SEAT AT A FUNERAL AND HE GOT REALLY MAD AND CUSSED OFF EVERYONE AND LEFT? AND THEN HIS SISTER CALLED UP THE DEAD GUY'S WIDOW AND TOLD HER MEAN THINGS? AND THEN THE PAPERS CALLED EDDIE AN INSENSITIVE BASTARD? WELL..THATS ONLY HALF THE STORY
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EVERYONE WANTS A DESERT EAGLE : TOOL OF THE MONTH #4
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AFFLICTED NEGRIL : WHAT IS IT ABOUT NEGRIL THAT MAKES IT SUCH A HOT SPOT FOR TOURISTS? HERES THE AFFLICTED VIEW
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LITTLE WHITE LIES AN ACTUAL RECOUNTING OF WHAT ONE "ENTREPREUNERAL CREATIVE", , HIGH-SCHOOL DROPOUT, HANDHELD LEARNER, TRANSCULTURUAL (AND TRANSGENDER) CRUSADER, COWARD, RACIST and NEW OWNER OF TIM WESTWOODS OLD WHORE" TOLD HIS FREINDS AFTER HIS FIRST VISIT TO JAMAICA.